Why, 'Blogger', I am NOT A ROBOT!!

So I guess you're wondering why this is what I have titled my post (perhaps). If not, then tough, I'm going to explain it anyway :p

Upon trying to comment on my friends' blogs, before it posts, it comes up with that crazy letter-y number-y think which I have to type to "prove I am not a robot". So I shall list why I'm not (r am not aware I am) a robot.

1. I cry at things. Like, not films and books an things that a normal being should (which probably counts against me) but, like, when I'm sad, or miss my friends, or am just so annoyed at you 'Blogger'. And, with the exception of The Bicentenial Man (eurgh), robots don't have emotions.

2. I have a heart, and a soul. Not that I've physically seen either, but I'm hoping that I do aha :)

3. I have friends, robot's don't.

4. I am not made out of metal or synthetic material or anything remotely robot-y, I am 100% real homo sapien.

5. I have hopes and dreams for the future. Which, again with the exception on The Bicentenial Man, robots do not.

6. I have a cold, robot's don't have colds, just perhaps the odd minor malfunction or meltdown hehe :)

7. Robot (type things) have been on Doctor Who, I haven't (WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHY?!)

8. I like cheese, robots don't like cheese, they can't eat, stupid 'Blogger'.

9. If I were a robot, then people would most likely be scared of me, and avoid me when I'm out in public, which they don't (some of the time).

10. Lastly, 'Blogger', as you're a webpage, online, something on the computer, you're way more close than me to being a robot. So there, point made, case closed, NOW STOP HARASSING ME YOU PARANOID AND JUDGEMENTAL BEING.

So to anyone who may post on this blog (a girl can dream), I wish you luck and just want you to know that I feel your pain <3

Emily x